Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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