Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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