Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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