they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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