You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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