I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
