Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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