ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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