thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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