Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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