VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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