You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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