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Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number

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(586): Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number http://tfl.nu/4mkf

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How was last night?

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She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.

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(251): How was last night? (334): She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast. http://tfl.nu/qxti

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We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.

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(586): We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances. http://tfl.nu/gxxu

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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

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(803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation? http://tfl.nu/0dba

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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.

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(407): woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over. http://tfl.nu/kn1h

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(716): View more from New York

found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college

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(716): found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college http://tfl.nu/aqwa

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(785): View more from Kansas

coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow

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why would you restrict a girl of that

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(785): coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow (1-785): why would you restrict a girl of that http://tfl.nu/flyl

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(219): View more from Indiana

Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa

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Oh Jesus.

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(219): Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa (708): Oh Jesus. http://tfl.nu/7sg2

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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.

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(704): I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month. http://tfl.nu/869w

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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob

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(740): no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob http://tfl.nu/6ivp

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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying

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(714): You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying http://tfl.nu/xa50

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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.

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(773): Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh. http://tfl.nu/c68d

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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"

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(843): That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion" http://tfl.nu/omtf

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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night

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(512): Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night http://tfl.nu/ggi7

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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week

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(770): Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week http://tfl.nu/af2g

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