But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.