Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble

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Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo

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(417): View more from Missouri

No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.

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(561): View more from Florida

i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.

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(520): View more from Arizona

my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands

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(360): View more from Washington

It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.

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(425): View more from Washington

Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.

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