ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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