I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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