when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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