he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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