She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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