I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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