If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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