Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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