I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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