i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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