I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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