Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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