508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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