Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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