Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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