So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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