It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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