So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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