My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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