Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
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