Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
false alarm, still single
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