i just wanna soil my oats bro
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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