I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
