how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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