just come out here and I will go home with you...
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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