he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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