I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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