I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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