Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You were trust falling into bushes
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Randomize
