I just saw a hot homeless man
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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