If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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