I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Randomize