everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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