Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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