even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
tell me about the fingering
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