By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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