nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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