how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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