i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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