Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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