who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
NoShamevember. You game?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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