forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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