That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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