Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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