And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
did you just send me my own nude
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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