All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Randomize
