Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Randomize